1 00:00:09,258 --> 00:00:10,591 Fuck, Reggie, hold your end! 2 00:00:10,592 --> 00:00:11,800 Hold your end, Reggie! 3 00:00:11,801 --> 00:00:13,468 Yo, yo, wol' on a second there, bredrin. 4 00:00:13,469 --> 00:00:14,637 Ah slip mi ah slip. 5 00:00:14,638 --> 00:00:16,555 We got no time to slip, bro, come on. 6 00:00:16,556 --> 00:00:18,640 Yo, just put it down for a second now, dawg! 7 00:00:18,641 --> 00:00:20,350 We're two hours late, guys! 8 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:22,186 Please, can you pick it up here? 9 00:00:22,187 --> 00:00:23,896 Fuck putting it down, fuck putting it down! 10 00:00:23,897 --> 00:00:25,522 Everett, what are you, a fuckin' baby?! 11 00:00:25,523 --> 00:00:27,524 Don't put that shit down! - Eric, what the fuck? 12 00:00:27,525 --> 00:00:29,902 - Lift the fuckin' thing! - Guys, please! 13 00:00:29,903 --> 00:00:31,445 Fuckin' lift that shit, bro! 14 00:00:31,446 --> 00:00:32,613 Oh my Lord! 15 00:00:32,614 --> 00:00:34,240 Are you gonna be able to fix that? 16 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:35,366 Yup, easy! 17 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:37,451 Fuck, I said come to me in a second! 18 00:00:37,452 --> 00:00:39,704 Who the fuck you think you're talking to like that? 19 00:00:39,705 --> 00:00:41,329 - Dad? - Everett! Just dip and flip! 20 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:42,497 Please! 21 00:00:42,498 --> 00:00:44,125 - Everett! - Why are you yelling at me? 22 00:00:44,126 --> 00:00:45,877 Bredrin, you can't hold your own weight! 23 00:00:45,878 --> 00:00:48,296 - Yes, I can hold my weight! - So dip! And flip! 24 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:50,715 Everett...! 25 00:00:50,716 --> 00:00:51,882 Everett! 26 00:00:51,883 --> 00:00:53,510 Everett? Hello? 27 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,888 Power bar work order table client? 28 00:00:57,889 --> 00:00:59,097 Hm? 29 00:00:59,098 --> 00:01:01,558 Two-hour truck drive elevator shaft! 30 00:01:01,559 --> 00:01:02,935 Yes, okay, it's okay. 31 00:01:02,936 --> 00:01:04,603 Everett! 32 00:01:04,604 --> 00:01:06,105 Uh, a few more things. 33 00:01:06,106 --> 00:01:08,900 Black Chris quit, White Chris is stuck in Barrie 34 00:01:08,901 --> 00:01:10,777 because Black Chris was his ride, 35 00:01:10,778 --> 00:01:13,990 and Reggie is a no-show for the Bank of Oxford job 36 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,989 that started an hour ago. 37 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,575 Said he's opening a restaurant...? 38 00:01:17,576 --> 00:01:19,242 Fuckin' Reggie and this Jamaican restaurant shit! 39 00:01:19,243 --> 00:01:20,454 Sleepy, go start the truck! 40 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,498 Uh, two more things from Amir. 41 00:01:23,499 --> 00:01:26,709 He said he's raising the rent, which is an extra 250, 42 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:28,126 and it's due today, 43 00:01:28,127 --> 00:01:30,796 so he wanted to remind you this still wasn't paid. 44 00:01:30,797 --> 00:01:32,923 Tell that shit-ass landlord mechanic my wheels still shake! 45 00:01:32,924 --> 00:01:34,299 I'm not paying for shit. 46 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,843 Sorry, my bad. 47 00:01:36,844 --> 00:01:38,471 Yo, wah gwan? 48 00:01:38,472 --> 00:01:39,846 Reggie! 49 00:01:39,847 --> 00:01:42,016 [voice] Mi busy styll, but hear wah. 50 00:01:42,017 --> 00:01:43,266 Leave a message afta-- 51 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:45,435 Answer the phone! 52 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:46,814 Sleepy, start the truck! 53 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:50,525 One more thing... 54 00:01:50,526 --> 00:01:52,568 Your dad wants to talk about the business. 55 00:01:52,569 --> 00:01:54,194 I'm not dealing with that guy today. 56 00:01:54,195 --> 00:01:56,239 Tell him I'm downtown taking care of serious shit. 57 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,032 You can tell your own lie. 58 00:01:58,033 --> 00:02:00,367 Carla, you're the secretary. Secretize that shit, please! 59 00:02:00,368 --> 00:02:01,576 Come on! 60 00:02:01,577 --> 00:02:03,998 He's actually downtown right now. 61 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:06,541 Hey, Dad. 62 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,134 What's up? 63 00:02:18,135 --> 00:02:20,388 Well, I'm selling Saunders and Saunders Moving 64 00:02:20,389 --> 00:02:22,598 to Zenithon Logistics. 65 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:23,765 You're selling your company? 66 00:02:23,766 --> 00:02:26,060 Let's just say the price was right. 67 00:02:26,061 --> 00:02:27,311 How's business for you? 68 00:02:27,312 --> 00:02:28,564 Good, good. Yeah, no, we're good. 69 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:29,646 We're busy, we're busy. 70 00:02:29,647 --> 00:02:31,568 Got a lot going on, a lot of jobs. 71 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,733 Carla, call Reggie again! 72 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:34,609 Carla, may I beg you a favour? 73 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:37,070 Take Novacom, CopperCo, and Bank of Oxford 74 00:02:37,071 --> 00:02:38,074 off your client list. 75 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,282 Dad, what do you mean? 76 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:40,576 Look... 77 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:42,242 I know we spoke of Shazam 78 00:02:42,243 --> 00:02:44,871 taking over the rest of my clients when I retire, 79 00:02:44,872 --> 00:02:47,205 but that's before the deal came into the picture. 80 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:48,875 And let's be real-- 81 00:02:48,876 --> 00:02:52,377 you don't live and breathe moving furniture the way I do. 82 00:02:52,378 --> 00:02:53,795 Dad, I'm in a moving uniform! 83 00:02:53,796 --> 00:02:56,174 I have a fuckin' team of lions on the road 84 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,383 taking care of serious clientele. 85 00:02:57,384 --> 00:02:59,676 That I handed you. 86 00:02:59,677 --> 00:03:01,219 Okay, obviously moving office furniture 87 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,431 wasn't my master plan, Dad, but I'm serious about this. 88 00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:04,931 Look! - Mm. 89 00:03:04,932 --> 00:03:07,393 Bank of Oxford is asking where the hell you guys are. 90 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:08,936 Yeah, we're on the highway, we're good. 91 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:09,895 Yeah-- Sleepy? Sleepy! 92 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:11,773 Sleepy, wake the fuck up! 93 00:03:11,899 --> 00:03:13,357 Look, one other thing. 94 00:03:13,358 --> 00:03:15,151 I want to give your brother a job. 95 00:03:15,152 --> 00:03:16,651 Eric doesn't wanna work here. I tried. 96 00:03:16,652 --> 00:03:18,153 Eric! 97 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,155 Ricardo! 98 00:03:19,156 --> 00:03:20,239 Ricardo? 99 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,407 - Lupita's son. - Oh my God. 100 00:03:22,408 --> 00:03:24,951 Dad, that's your girl's boy, not my bro. 101 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:26,746 And he's in Cuba. 102 00:03:26,747 --> 00:03:28,705 Look, he's here now. He got his papers. 103 00:03:28,706 --> 00:03:32,210 I'd hire him, but I'm cashing out, guy! 104 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,211 You're gonna come up in here, flex your company's deal, 105 00:03:35,212 --> 00:03:38,216 shit on my company, take back clients, 106 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:40,094 and then drop your Cuban stepson on us? 107 00:03:41,345 --> 00:03:42,596 So, we cool? 108 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,390 At least let me keep the Bank of Oxford. 109 00:03:47,391 --> 00:03:48,975 Then I'll hire your girl's boy. 110 00:03:48,976 --> 00:03:50,937 Done. 111 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:52,687 Leave a message afta di beep, 112 00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:54,522 an mi link yuh back quick an' fast. 113 00:03:54,523 --> 00:03:56,567 Reggie, there's no way you quit on me 114 00:03:56,568 --> 00:03:58,153 to open a Jamaican restaurant that's gonna close 115 00:03:58,278 --> 00:04:00,029 in three months! Wake up! 116 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:01,489 Fuck this cooking shit, man! 117 00:04:01,490 --> 00:04:03,782 You have a real job with real work here, brother! 118 00:04:03,783 --> 00:04:04,909 Call Mike The Bike. 119 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,161 Yeah, not today, Ev. 120 00:04:06,286 --> 00:04:07,285 I got jury duty, buddy. 121 00:04:07,286 --> 00:04:08,787 Brother, fuck the jury, man. 122 00:04:08,788 --> 00:04:10,580 We have serious shit happening today, man, please! 123 00:04:10,581 --> 00:04:12,374 We're talking about first-degree murder here, Ev. 124 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:13,501 I'm getting murdered, Mike! 125 00:04:13,502 --> 00:04:14,626 Still good for Wednesday, though? 126 00:04:14,627 --> 00:04:16,544 Yeah, 7 am at the shop. 127 00:04:16,545 --> 00:04:18,171 Call Black Chris. 128 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:20,215 [phone] The number you have reached is not in service. 129 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,008 What are you, 14 years old? Call Shaquille. 130 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:24,260 [phone] Not gonna lie, yo, I got long-COVID, man. 131 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:25,972 You have COVID every fuckin' Monday and Friday! 132 00:04:25,973 --> 00:04:27,139 You have Long Weekend Disease! 133 00:04:29,851 --> 00:04:31,518 That sounds pretty fucked up. You should stay home. 134 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:32,853 Call Carla. 135 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,025 Shazam Moving? 136 00:04:38,026 --> 00:04:39,986 [phone] Carla, we gotta get our shit together, man. 137 00:04:39,987 --> 00:04:41,904 We need some new good guys, bad! Quick! 138 00:04:41,905 --> 00:04:44,614 Responsible, sharp, non-lying, awake, fast! 139 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:47,159 I've been saying we should reach out to agencies. 140 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,910 Carla, that's gonna take weeks. 141 00:04:48,911 --> 00:04:50,287 We need new guys yesterday. 142 00:04:50,288 --> 00:04:52,539 I mean, we can put an ad up on Frigslist. 143 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,332 It's fast, but full of sleaze-bags. 144 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,960 Fuck it, let's do it. Let's train the sleaze-bags. 145 00:04:56,961 --> 00:04:59,130 So we're just a bunch of sleaze-bags now? 146 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:01,090 Is that, uh, boss? 147 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:03,592 Uh, I'll-- you know, I'll put a listing up. 148 00:05:03,593 --> 00:05:04,969 We need independent thinkers, though, man. 149 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,594 I'm not here to babysit grown men. 150 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:09,222 Tell him rent... 151 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:10,808 Yeah, sorry, Amir is here 152 00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:12,768 just reminding me of the rent increase. 153 00:05:12,769 --> 00:05:15,020 I believe he said an extra... 250? 154 00:05:15,021 --> 00:05:16,647 Give me. 155 00:05:16,648 --> 00:05:19,150 Man, tell that motherfucker he can't be walkin' up in our shit 156 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:20,900 like the Prince of Persia just doing shit! 157 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:22,111 Prince of Pers-- Brother! 158 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:23,695 What's up with this rent increase, brother? 159 00:05:23,696 --> 00:05:24,739 It's not nice! 160 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:26,073 Hard times for Amir. 161 00:05:26,074 --> 00:05:28,075 You're not getting any more money from us, man! 162 00:05:28,076 --> 00:05:29,952 You raise the rent how many times a month? 163 00:05:29,953 --> 00:05:31,494 Everett, brother. 164 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:35,916 Amir fix Shazam car, Shazam trucks for so cheap, no problem. 165 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:39,378 Everett late on payment, Amir extend payment dates-- 166 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,628 What are you fixing?! 167 00:05:40,629 --> 00:05:42,797 My van is broken, my car is broken. 168 00:05:42,798 --> 00:05:44,549 All you do is drive my shit! 169 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:47,053 Property value's increasing, my friend. 170 00:05:47,054 --> 00:05:51,015 People want to rent from Amir for two times what you pay! 171 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:52,683 You want to move out? Poof! 172 00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:54,977 Yeah, no poof, no poof. Okay, let's fix price. 173 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:56,436 150 instead of 250. 174 00:05:56,437 --> 00:05:58,147 Oh, no fix. 175 00:05:58,148 --> 00:06:02,359 I say Carla 275, and Amir don't budge. 176 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,070 Brother, you told Carla 250. 177 00:06:04,071 --> 00:06:06,407 Okay, for you, special deal. 178 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,243 Alright. Alright, fine. Deal. 179 00:06:14,039 --> 00:06:16,164 Every time at this time, he's runnin' up the stairs. 180 00:06:16,165 --> 00:06:18,583 I think he's checking his wifey. Hold on. 181 00:06:18,584 --> 00:06:20,585 Feelin' lucky. Ten bones, black whip. 182 00:06:20,586 --> 00:06:22,464 Camera 2. Put it up. Put it up. 183 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:24,590 - You don't like money, huh? - Put it up. 184 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:26,549 On a white whip, though, that's what I'm sayin'. 185 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,385 Black whip. Watch this. 186 00:06:28,386 --> 00:06:29,969 Come on. 187 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,554 There it is! Let's go! 188 00:06:31,555 --> 00:06:34,392 Woah-oah-oah! No, no, no...! 189 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:36,434 Nah, nah, nah, nah. What are you talkin' about? 190 00:06:36,435 --> 00:06:38,270 That's not a whip. That's a cargo van. 191 00:06:38,271 --> 00:06:40,481 Bro, that's a whip. A whip is a whip! 192 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:43,316 But that's a truck! A whip's not a truck! 193 00:06:43,317 --> 00:06:45,611 Bro... so you telling me you can't whip a truck? 194 00:06:45,612 --> 00:06:47,029 I'm sorry, bro! 195 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:49,573 Oh, no, no, no, man. You're always cheating, dawg! 196 00:06:49,574 --> 00:06:50,659 I never cheated, bro! 197 00:06:53,411 --> 00:06:55,830 That's bullshit, dawg! That's not your bro? 198 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,625 Holy. 199 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,376 Ho-ly, what are you doing here? 200 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,003 What are you gonna do, arrest me? 201 00:07:03,004 --> 00:07:05,421 Yeah, I could. I could. I could also tow your shit. 202 00:07:05,422 --> 00:07:06,881 Yeah, man, one call, you're done. 203 00:07:06,882 --> 00:07:08,383 - One! - Yeah, whatever, listen, uh... 204 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:11,053 You got like 5, 10, 15 minutes to help me out real quick? 205 00:07:11,054 --> 00:07:12,554 - For what? - Yeah, for what? 206 00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:14,681 Long story, but a couple guys flaked on me this morning 207 00:07:14,682 --> 00:07:17,308 so I just need a quick hand at the bank real quick. 208 00:07:17,309 --> 00:07:20,020 I can't leave my job for a job, bro, I'm at work. 209 00:07:20,021 --> 00:07:21,397 I just watched you guys wrestle. 210 00:07:21,398 --> 00:07:23,148 - Yo, we're securing. - Yeah, it's hard work. 211 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:24,859 Come on, man, let's go. 212 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:26,068 Everett, bro. 213 00:07:26,069 --> 00:07:27,527 - Put this on. - That's crazy, bro. 214 00:07:27,528 --> 00:07:29,946 Yo, hold down the fort, man. I'll be back in 15. 215 00:07:29,947 --> 00:07:31,114 Alright. 216 00:07:31,115 --> 00:07:33,116 - Hurry up. - Yeah, man, whatever. 217 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:34,702 If Boss asks... 218 00:07:34,703 --> 00:07:36,369 I'm paying for parking. 219 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,332 Just be swift, dawg. I gotta drop a log. 220 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:47,383 Ow. 221 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:48,675 Ugh! 222 00:07:52,512 --> 00:07:54,139 You're gonna work with me today. 223 00:07:58,101 --> 00:07:59,395 How does this even...? 224 00:08:01,938 --> 00:08:03,147 What's with your hat? 225 00:08:03,148 --> 00:08:04,734 Are you a security guard or something? 226 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,650 No, I'm a mover. 227 00:08:07,651 --> 00:08:09,820 Okay, you'll have room for us at your storage facility? 228 00:08:09,821 --> 00:08:10,987 Oh, yeah. 229 00:08:10,988 --> 00:08:12,530 You have enough space for our stuff? 230 00:08:12,531 --> 00:08:14,407 Yeah, no, we have room. Lots of room. 231 00:08:14,408 --> 00:08:16,159 - Okay, 'cause... here we go. - Oh! 232 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,036 Yeah, yeah, no problem. That's easy, easy, easy stuff. 233 00:08:18,037 --> 00:08:19,704 - Easy? - Yeah, we got this. 234 00:08:19,705 --> 00:08:20,956 Well, the service elevator was booked, 235 00:08:20,957 --> 00:08:22,332 but that was two hours ago, 236 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,043 when you guys were supposed to be here. 237 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,627 No problem. Yeah, we can stair carry. 238 00:08:25,628 --> 00:08:27,089 It'd be like a 40-minute job, easy. 239 00:08:27,214 --> 00:08:28,713 - 40 minutes? - 40, nah, like 30. 240 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:30,299 30, 30, 30. Yeah, 25-ish. - What? 241 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,799 Well, which is it? 35, 40-- 242 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,930 Yeah, closer to like 15. 15 minutes; it'll be quick. 243 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,679 Okay, I hope so, 244 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,972 because we are two hours behind schedule, okay? 245 00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,725 - Okay. Yeah, no worries. - Just get it going. 246 00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:41,519 Yeah, we got it. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 247 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,561 Fuck. 248 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:45,438 I only have 15. 249 00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:49,236 I told you I only have 15! 250 00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:00,498 Hello! 251 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,375 Are-- are you Shazam? 252 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,126 Uh, I'm Carla. 253 00:09:06,127 --> 00:09:07,711 Oh, shit, my bad, my bad. 254 00:09:07,712 --> 00:09:09,131 Uh, this is Shazam, though! 255 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,131 Oh. 256 00:09:11,132 --> 00:09:12,549 Who are you? 257 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:15,678 My-- my friends call me Blaze. 258 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,514 What do you call yourself? 259 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,558 Blaze. 260 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,601 Uh, what did you tell us your name was? 261 00:09:22,602 --> 00:09:24,728 Oh, Thomas. 262 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,315 We're just gonna take a quick pic here. 263 00:09:29,316 --> 00:09:30,442 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 264 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:32,318 Alright, uh, one, two, 265 00:09:32,319 --> 00:09:34,281 and... 266 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:37,366 Fuckin' Reggie has the Global Industrial bits. 267 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,951 The fuck is that? 268 00:09:38,952 --> 00:09:40,953 These tables can't just be screwed out with any drill bit. 269 00:09:40,954 --> 00:09:42,078 So, what are you doing? 270 00:09:42,079 --> 00:09:43,871 I'ma try every fuckin' drill bit I got. 271 00:09:43,872 --> 00:09:45,249 Hand me a Robertson. - Fuck is that? 272 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,875 - A square bit, man. - Ah! 273 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:48,626 Ah, bro, a fuckin' square screwdriver bit, man, come on! 274 00:09:48,627 --> 00:09:49,877 - Ah...! - Brother. 275 00:09:49,878 --> 00:09:51,339 The bit that goes into the drill! 276 00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:53,800 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, fuck. 277 00:09:56,052 --> 00:09:57,303 Alright, we good? 278 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,346 Uh, no, we're gonna have to handbomb it whole. 279 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:00,598 - What?! - Gotta handbomb it whole. 280 00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:03,433 Bro, this is like a thousand pounds! 281 00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:06,770 - 900, 900. - Oh my God, bro. 282 00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:08,607 Use your spine on three. One, two, three, spine... 283 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,942 Yeah, I've been moving for like a year now. 284 00:10:11,943 --> 00:10:14,528 I'm comin from fuckin' Maury's Moving. 285 00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:16,112 Fuck that guy. 286 00:10:16,113 --> 00:10:18,240 Nice! What brings you over here? 287 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:19,991 Uh, they got bought out or somethin'. 288 00:10:19,992 --> 00:10:21,784 I got tired of Maury's bitchin' anyway, 289 00:10:21,785 --> 00:10:23,245 so I left before they fired me. 290 00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:24,329 Awesome. 291 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:26,999 Well, we will just take a quick pic... 292 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,751 Hey, do you know what time it is? 293 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:31,044 I got a bus to catch. - Yep! It's 1:39. 294 00:10:31,045 --> 00:10:32,713 Fuck! 295 00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:37,925 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 296 00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:39,470 Alright, towards the door, towards the door! 297 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,762 Towards the door! Straight, straight, straight! 298 00:10:40,763 --> 00:10:42,305 Watch your back! Watch your back, okay? 299 00:10:42,306 --> 00:10:44,015 [voice] Yo, yo, Eric, where you at, man? 300 00:10:44,016 --> 00:10:45,183 The boss is lurkin'! 301 00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:47,102 Go in, go in, go in. Go into the frame. 302 00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:48,187 Into the frame, leg first! 303 00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:49,730 - Can you hear me? - Leg first! 304 00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:51,607 What the fuck does it look like I'm doing? 305 00:10:51,608 --> 00:10:52,982 Can we keep the shouting and profanity 306 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,108 to a minimum, gentlemen? 307 00:10:54,109 --> 00:10:55,276 Yeah! No worries. 308 00:10:55,277 --> 00:10:57,029 Thank you! 309 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,655 Come on, bro, I told you I gotta drop a deuce, man. 310 00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:01,660 Hurry up. Yo, lemme know if you can hear this! 311 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,454 Yo, let me know if you heard that pup! 312 00:11:06,455 --> 00:11:08,582 One motion, we're gonna push, lift, and hook, alright? 313 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,000 Yeah, push, yeah, okay, okay, okay! 314 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:11,626 Oh! 315 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,589 Fuck! Oh, shit. 316 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,216 - Fuck! - Okay, okay... 317 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,386 Oh, fuck... 318 00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:25,266 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 319 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,937 Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. 320 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:31,230 Watch the wall, watch the wall. 321 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:33,233 Yeah, sorry, sorry. 322 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,818 So, Marcus and Michael? 323 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:37,944 You guys are a package deal? 324 00:11:37,945 --> 00:11:39,279 Yes, yes, yes. 325 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,865 I have come together with my nephew Michael 326 00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:44,451 in hopes of securing a respectable job. 327 00:11:44,452 --> 00:11:45,828 Wonderful. 328 00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:47,746 And where did you work before this? 329 00:11:47,747 --> 00:11:49,456 - Don't worry about that. - Hey-hey! 330 00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:51,625 You see, this is why you cannot be running the streets 331 00:11:51,626 --> 00:11:52,834 up to no good. 332 00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:54,712 You can't even look at the nice lady 333 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,587 and tell her your past work experience. 334 00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:59,674 Look, I'm just here for some extra likkle loot 335 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,342 in between my wops. 336 00:12:01,343 --> 00:12:04,305 In other words, I'm just trying to make money. 337 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,730 You good? 338 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,023 [voice] Call from Baby Gurl Less Than 3. 339 00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:17,985 Answer! 340 00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:20,571 No, nigga, I gotta get back to fuckin' work, come on! 341 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,239 Hey, baby! What's up, baby? 342 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,578 "Hey, baby, hey, baby. What do you need?" 343 00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,746 What do I need? 344 00:12:29,747 --> 00:12:31,664 No, no, no, no, no! 345 00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:32,707 Everett! 346 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,376 I tell you one thing, 347 00:12:34,377 --> 00:12:35,877 I'll never get into office moving. 348 00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:37,755 - Welcome to my world. - Fuck that shit. 349 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,756 How'd we even get that shit in there? 350 00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:40,716 In pieces. 351 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:41,717 Ah, fuck that shit. 352 00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:42,843 Ah, ah... 353 00:12:44,387 --> 00:12:46,262 [voice] Yo, Eric, where you at, man? 354 00:12:46,263 --> 00:12:47,680 Flippin' the boss is lurkin'. 355 00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,098 Yeah, broski. 356 00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,684 We just finished. I'm, uh, I'm on my way back. 357 00:12:51,685 --> 00:12:53,270 [voice] No, no, Eric, 358 00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:54,857 it's not your bro, it's your boss. 359 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,939 Remember me? Caroline? 360 00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,357 Ah, no. Uh, no! 361 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:00,693 Uh, I just, uh... 362 00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:02,696 Yeah... 363 00:13:02,697 --> 00:13:04,113 Yo, my shirt, my shirt! 364 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:07,201 Ah, fuck, fuck! Fuckin', fuckin' shirt! 365 00:13:07,202 --> 00:13:09,077 [Indistinct]. I wonder what they're up to. 366 00:13:09,078 --> 00:13:10,746 But they must be working hard. - Fuck! 367 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:12,331 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 368 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:14,374 Aah, aah, aah, aah! 369 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,586 Catch you at home, man. 370 00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:26,886 - Hello...? - Hello, um... 371 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:28,222 Is Evairé hea? 372 00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:29,597 What? 373 00:13:29,598 --> 00:13:31,475 Uh, Evairé, Evairé. 374 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,392 - Uh... what? - Uh, Evairé. 375 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:35,938 Evairé. He's here? 376 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:37,481 Um, are you look-- are you look-- 377 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,982 Sorry, are you looking for a person? 378 00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:40,943 Uh, yeh. Evairé, Evairé. 379 00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:43,904 Um... Ev-er-eh. 380 00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:46,573 Uh, broad guy, a strong guy. 381 00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:48,616 My Spanish is so bad. 382 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:50,577 Very gentle eyes, though. 383 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,453 You look at him and he's... - Oh. 384 00:13:52,454 --> 00:13:54,707 ...seduce you a little bit! 385 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,458 Um... I'm sorry, I just-- 386 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,837 I'm gonna need a keyword to latch onto. 387 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,172 Um, why are you here? 388 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:04,174 Eh, moobing. I am here, 389 00:14:04,175 --> 00:14:06,467 I am just arriving for the moobing job. 390 00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:08,097 Are you talking about the Frigslist listing? 391 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,262 Uh, Friglas, who's that? 392 00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:11,055 Um... 393 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:13,100 For the... the moving...? The moving job? 394 00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:15,394 - Yes! - Ohh! 395 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:16,687 Oh, the moving job. 396 00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:18,688 The moobing job! That's me! That's why I here! 397 00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:21,775 Okay, uh, alright, so we'll just take a quick picture, 398 00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:23,901 uh, grab your phone number, ask you a few questions, 399 00:14:23,902 --> 00:14:26,239 and we'll call you back. - Perfect, perfect! 400 00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:28,906 Not in a million years. 401 00:14:28,907 --> 00:14:30,199 That's my dad's Cuban stepson. 402 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,367 I'm not hiring that motherfucker. 403 00:14:31,368 --> 00:14:32,870 What am I, an English tutor? 404 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,081 Okay, but he's probably the best of the batch. 405 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:38,916 Yeah. 406 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,627 Maury's Moving got bought out by Zenithon too? 407 00:14:41,628 --> 00:14:43,087 Seems like everyone is. 408 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,631 Except us. 409 00:14:44,632 --> 00:14:47,550 By the way, how much did your dad get for his buyout? 410 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:48,885 He wouldn't tell me, but... 411 00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:50,804 the motherfucker has sweet clientele, 412 00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:53,180 sweet reputation, legitimate books. 413 00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:55,683 Probably like a fuckin' million dollars or something. 414 00:14:55,684 --> 00:14:57,895 Am I gonna have to look for a Frigslist job? 415 00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,980 Nah, nah, nah. You're good. 416 00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:01,607 Maybe just skim. 417 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:03,733 Open a couple bookmarks. 418 00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:06,319 I just wonder if they'd ever consider us for a buyout. 419 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,031 They'd probably rather crush us than buy us, but... 420 00:15:10,032 --> 00:15:12,241 it is not too late to turn it around. 421 00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:13,702 Mm-hm. 422 00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:15,370 We should also stop smashing glass doorways 423 00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:17,289 to help our case a little. 424 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,957 They called about that? 425 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,541 Fuck. What'd they say? 426 00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:21,793 Well, they have insurance. 427 00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:24,087 But they'll probably put us on ice for a while. 428 00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:26,088 Look. 429 00:15:26,089 --> 00:15:27,924 I think we swing this shit, man. 430 00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:29,967 I think we take these sleaze-bags, 431 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,636 train 'em, tighten up. 432 00:15:31,637 --> 00:15:33,764 No more noob shit, no more accidents. 433 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,765 Elevate. 434 00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:37,100 We go pro. 435 00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:39,102 Maybe we sell out like my pops one day 436 00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:40,896 for a fuckin' million dollars. 437 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,899 750! 438 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,317 Maybe a bit... 439 00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:48,194 425 area. 440 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,322 - 250. - 250. 441 00:15:50,323 --> 00:15:52,491 Ahh! 442 00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,451 We about ready to go? 443 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:56,245 Sleepy, the day's done. Go home. 444 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,333 Sleepy, home time. Home. 445 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:04,044 You should only have-- 446 00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:06,339 never three girlfriend, only one. 447 00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:09,424 Who's that? 448 00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:11,760 Fuckin' Dad's girl's son. 449 00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,720 Wassup, brothers? 450 00:16:13,721 --> 00:16:15,222 What are you doing here? 451 00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:17,057 Uh, my mother boyfriend telling me 452 00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:18,850 you guys have a moving company. 453 00:16:18,851 --> 00:16:22,020 I get a job with you moving company, uh, 454 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:25,732 so now I guess I'm going to sleep over here with you guys. 455 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,650 - Sleeping here? - Yeah! 456 00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:29,528 He's working for your company? 457 00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:31,780 Brother, the move isn't for another three days. 458 00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:33,406 - Yeah! - We don't need you here yet. 459 00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:35,574 No, no, is no problem, man, is no problem! 460 00:16:35,575 --> 00:16:37,577 I only have a couple of things over there 461 00:16:37,578 --> 00:16:39,204 I can bring inside fast, very fast. 462 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,084 First room on your left, bro. 463 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,375 You are the best, man. 464 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,458 My brother! 465 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:46,294 Don't call me that. 466 00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,171 Dawg, you're smoking a bogie? What the fuck? 467 00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:49,798 What's up? 468 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:52,591 They let me go, for helping you with that table earlier. 469 00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:54,260 Damn. 470 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:57,472 Listen, man, you have some extra hours or whatever, like, 471 00:16:57,473 --> 00:16:59,724 I'm down to help out, temporarily. 472 00:16:59,725 --> 00:17:02,144 I don't wanna get caught up in the office moving shit, man, 473 00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:03,770 just need to get back on my feet. 474 00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:04,980 Yeah. 475 00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:07,022 I could use all the help I can get, honestly. 476 00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:08,191 So sorry, guys. 477 00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:09,859 Watch the railings, man. 478 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,444 Heh-heh, sorry, guys! 479 00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:13,155 Watch the railings! Your rice cooker, bro. 480 00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:14,780 Oh, this one is important. 481 00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:16,407 Watch the glass! Yo! 482 00:17:16,408 --> 00:17:18,118 Watch the glass, bro! 483 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,079 Your crib looks like a trap house! 484 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,874 Oh, here we go with these fuckers. 485 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,334 I didn't wanna say it! 486 00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:28,336 Come off the grass, man! 487 00:17:28,337 --> 00:17:30,547 Your driveway is chippin', bro. What! 488 00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,382 So I park on the grass, like... 489 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:33,468 This fuckin' guy. 490 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,096 Say hi to your cousin. That's your cuz, man. 491 00:17:38,097 --> 00:17:40,141 Here we go with this guy, man. 492 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,224 Stayin' patrollin' has you fuckin' stressed. What up, fed? 493 00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:44,310 Yo, why you keep callin' the man a fed, bro? 494 00:17:44,311 --> 00:17:45,395 Leave him alone, bro. 495 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:46,896 'Cause your bro's a fuckin' fed. 496 00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:48,272 Brother, I work security, not police. 497 00:17:48,273 --> 00:17:49,774 And now I'm neither. 498 00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:51,233 Got fuckin' fired, bro. 499 00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:52,527 Broke nigga! 500 00:17:52,528 --> 00:17:53,819 Fuckin' loser. 501 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,490 Whatever you say, buddy. 502 00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,575 Pull up your pants, man. 503 00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,577 Yo, fed, report this! 504 00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,828 Yeah, right, yeah, you're probably smokin' a reggie. 505 00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:03,829 Pussy! 506 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,414 Are you fuckin' stupid? 507 00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:07,792 I'm tumpin' strains you'll never pronounce in your life, cro! 508 00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,711 That guy's a clown, cro! 509 00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,003 Straight up. Look at him. 510 00:18:11,004 --> 00:18:13,339 Yo, fix your porch, nigga! 511 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,465 Watch out. 512 00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,550 Dawg, where you goin' with chicken? 513 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:19,011 Bro, bring our chicken back. 514 00:18:19,012 --> 00:18:20,387 Grow up! 515 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:21,807 - Yo, hey man. - Grow up! 516 00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:24,058 Swing me, uh, the keys. I need the house whip, fam. 517 00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,894 You can't be in and out the crib 518 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:27,479 like you don't already have a crib! 519 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,855 Aunty said what? 520 00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:30,941 - Oh my God. - This is a family crib, okay? 521 00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:33,401 You guys come here and take up the house for, what, 522 00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:35,654 three, four years now. This is my crib too! 523 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:37,989 So then pitch in on the hydro bill once and a while! 524 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,116 Not even! 525 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,575 That's your guys' business. 526 00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:41,661 Yo, here's your hydro, cro! 527 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,873 I'm like a dragon, bro. 528 00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:49,252 Straight outta Game of Thrones. 529 00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:53,128 Dawg, you have a whip. Your ride is right there. 530 00:18:53,129 --> 00:18:54,839 Why do you need the house whip? 531 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,883 Mans are really not gonna swing me my aunty's whip? 532 00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:58,885 Oh my God. 533 00:18:58,886 --> 00:19:00,177 Bring it back, dawg. 534 00:19:00,178 --> 00:19:02,972 Don't forget to fill it back up with gas, man. 535 00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:05,016 Here's your gas, cro! 536 00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:07,476 Pump that! 537 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,229 Yo, yo, pump that! 538 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:12,525 Yo, yo, yo... show him what I taught you last week. 539 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:18,113 This guy was-- yo, he coulda went D1 but he hurt his big toe. 540 00:19:18,114 --> 00:19:20,866 Let's run a quick 2-v-1, bros vs cuz. 541 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,533 Nigga, just leave! 542 00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:23,617 Yo, do a step back! 543 00:19:23,618 --> 00:19:24,743 Guys are tryna play? 544 00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,038 Do a step back! 545 00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:29,708 The fuck, man?! 546 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:32,376 Shazam that! 547 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:35,172 - Shit. E, you got dat? - Yo, fuck this crib, dawg! 548 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,174 Straight. Straight goods, bro. 549 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,300 Man, give me one of them fuckin' bogies, man. 550 00:19:39,301 --> 00:19:42,888 Fuckin' Brampton guys, bro. These guys are losers, bro!